Dear Britney,
THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!
I have an idea for a show... "Fat Pop Star Who Married Her Loser Backup Dancer And Reproduced And Now She Needs A New TV Show Because He Hosed Her For All She Had"...
Call me in 6 months, and did I mention - THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!
Love and Milkshakes,
Kirstie Alley
posted by D*ana @ 7:40 PM
2 Comments:
hahahahah omg i am about to have a heart attack. lol
OMG I am glad you people are laughing because I wrote most of these and didn't think they were that funny at all!!!
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