Dear BitBit,
You're going to be a big sister! My mommy is making you and your little sister custom "that's hot" tee-shirts, but I really don't think your mommy will be allowed to wear one because she isn't that hot anymore. Maybe if she showers...
Have you seen the jewelry I designed? And did I mention I have a book?
What have you been doing lately - besides peeing and pooping all over your tacky little "dog's crib?"
Anyway, I hope your mommy and daddy change the baby's diaper more often than they take you out to go potty.
Ooh, sorry, didn't mean to be rude - but I AM a bitch!
Love,
Tinkerbell
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