Daddy as a Kid!

If the baby is a boy... here's what he might look like at 15 LOL... notice what a great speller Kevin is!!

Yes, it could be a boy - the report that it's a girl has been retracted by the people who originally reported it.

DON'T BELIEVE IT 'TIL YOU READ IT ON BRITNEY'S STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS!!!

Found this on Conversations About Famous People...

Dear Britney,

THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!

I have an idea for a show... "Fat Pop Star Who Married Her Loser Backup Dancer And Reproduced And Now She Needs A New TV Show Because He Hosed Her For All She Had"...

Call me in 6 months, and did I mention - THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!

Love and Milkshakes,
Kirstie Alley

Dear BitBit,

You're going to be a big sister! My mommy is making you and your little sister custom "that's hot" tee-shirts, but I really don't think your mommy will be allowed to wear one because she isn't that hot anymore. Maybe if she showers...

Have you seen the jewelry I designed? And did I mention I have a book?

What have you been doing lately - besides peeing and pooping all over your tacky little "dog's crib?"

Anyway, I hope your mommy and daddy change the baby's diaper more often than they take you out to go potty.

Ooh, sorry, didn't mean to be rude - but I AM a bitch!

Love,
Tinkerbell

Hi Britney!

Justin and I are SOOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU!!! Seriously, we really are.

I am so sorry I got all pissy at Justin when you called him a few months ago. I couldn't imagine why you'd be calling but now I get it. I have to admit I was a little suspicious that maybe there was still something between you guys...

But now I am completely sure there's not a snowball's chance in hell he'll ever go back to you, so call anytime - we're here for you!!

Oh, and can I recommend a good dermatologist?

Love,
Cameron

Dear Britney,

I just heard it's a girl!

Damn.

I guess I'll save the warm milk and cookies and space in my sweet bed for someone else...

I would, however, be more than willing to dangle your first born off that balcony you are always hanging out on.

Love,
Michael

Your letters...

So I have this fun graphic all set up... but I need your help...

I have read tons of message boards and comments and emails about the whole Britney thing, so I want to post letters to her here...

Submit yours to danasdirt@danasdirt.com and I will post them... either written by you or as a celebrity LOL.

I have some I need to get up here... so check back soon and contribute if you feel like it... I get so many funny emails that I want to post stuff here!

Dear Britney,

Thank you so much for allowing us to live our lives
again. We look forward to the weekly updates in US, I
am sure the public will appreciate the love you are
ready to share with your new baby, "BritBrit".

--Nick and Jessica